tramampoline:

i made a thing

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

floralpantsandtvscreens:

Aaron Paul on The Price is Right

(Source: spacedmaggs)

Every time i have work to do i find my tumblr again

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hershpa:

you know what’s not fair

normally when people get debilitating stomach cramps and fevers, they stay home from work or school for a day or two

but then you get your period and you’re expected to pOWER THROUGH IT LIKE A WOMAN AND GET SHIT DONE ANYWAY BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE OFF EVERY MONTH EVEN AS THE FLESH IS TORN FROM YOUR UTERUS AND PURGED IN RIVERS OF BLOOD FROM YOUR VAGINA

why is that

because if you didn’t the economy would just plain fail if you had to stay off 1 out of 4 weeks.

Also you get a great deal of maternity leave compared to paternity leave.

So quit winging

oooooh controversial

(Source: deactivatingsoon)

keithjacks:

lilmisssunshinee:

stfunithingas:

Being an atheist is okay.

Being an atheist and shaming religions and spirituality as silly and not real is not okay.

Being a Christian is okay. 

Being homophobic, misogynistic, racist, or otherwise hateful person in the name of Christianity is not okay.

Being a reindeer is okay.

Bullying and excluding another reindeer because a he has a shiny red nose is not okay. 

(Source: beowulfstits-archive)

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tags go missing

psych-facts:

Mind Reading - When you make assumptions about what somebody is thinking or feeling without them telling you. In reality, you are delusional or paranoid.

Catastrophize - when you over think a problem and the effects that they will actually have on you. For example, when you think that losing a relationship means the end of your life when really you can find someone new the next day or down the line. 

Filtering - when you only pay attention to one side of things. For example, you only remember the bad times you had in school and not the good ones. 

Polarized thinking - when you think of things as either black or white or good or bad. For example, there can only be good or bad people or success or fails.

Personalization - when you take everything too personally. For example, when you think that everything people do or say is some kind of reaction to you. 

Blaming - when you hold other people accountable for your problems. For example, you blame someone else  for causing you to make a bad decision. In actuality, you were the one who made the wrong call based on your own judgement. 

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aarkenstone:

Blunt the knives, bend the forks,
Smash the bottles and burn the corks,
Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates!

Cut the cloth and tread the fat,
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat,
Pour the milk on the pantry floor,
Splash the wine on every door!

Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl,
Pound them up with a thumping pole,
And when you’ve finished if any are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll!

(Source: anglachels)

sopphs:

nippled:

damn hades

OH CRUELLA CRUELLA DE VIIIIIIIL~ get on my panties pls <3

sopphs:

nippled:

damn hades

OH CRUELLA CRUELLA DE VIIIIIIIL~ get on my panties pls <3

(Source: dumbledorathexplora)

Christmas at Hogwarts

(Source: jingleyourbells)